bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

pleatedjeans:

had to do a return today.

That awkard moment when your PE teacher is fatter than you.

laugh-addict:

“No, how about you run a mile in under 8 minutes, you fat piece of crap.”

After I finish talking to the person I like.

laugh-addict:

endlesslysherlocked:

minnimouse63:

“wait you’re part of that fandom?” 

me: psh I am part of every fandom. 

These are the stories of how I died…

a-romeo-that-loves:

epic-lee:

THIS IS WHAT COLLEGE FEELS LIKE

My anatomy & physiology class omg.

WHEN MY PHONE DIES AND I’M NOT AT HOME.

lolsofunny:

laugh-addict:

(lol here!)

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON!

rosemaryforest:

THERE’LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE!

LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REST!

DONCHA CRY NO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!

shanwaters:

The odds are never in our favor.

yencid:

crikeydave:

While I accept it may never happen, and that there’s probably an audio book or novel that already covers this…

But I can dream. Whether it be Carol Anne Ford or another actress playing her (maybe she regenerated), it doesn’t matter. If Susan found her grandfather, the Doctor, again after all this time, after the tragic Time War, I would cry my heart out.

theres a book where he does meet her. but its the 10th.

That awkward moment when your best friend from elemetary school is now a filthy whore.

lolsofunny:

laugh-addict:

(lol here!)